"[...] walking in the park with Aaron Renier and his trusty hound Beluga when we stumbled upon a raggedy skinny rooster. It was pecking about near an cardboard box and a monstrously huge pile of dog poop. We called animal control and had to wait a looooong time until they came and snatched him up with what looked like a giant pool skimming net. I bet the rooster is living it up on a nice farm somewhere, eating good grub, and writing his memoirs."
|Laura Park via|